(via confirmance)
(via homofauxbic)
did they send me mumfords
when i asked
for sons
(via kardashiansfuckyeah)
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
(via confirmance)
(via homofauxbic)
in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes
(via confirmance)
someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack
me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what
(via ruinedchildhood)
imagine having money wow i just got chills
(via confirmance)
February 14th
(via victorious)
The word “hot” in hotel caught on fire
Too hot
Hot damn
Did they call the police and the fireman?
GodFUCKINGdamnit.
(via confirmance)
(via ruinedchildhood)
LMAO
(via pagingme)
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
(via ruinedchildhood)
when u and bae send a message at the same time
(via ruinedchildhood)
i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer
(via confirmance)